Top Ten Ways I Find Being a Mom is Just Like Being a Cop....
10. You can't reason with a child or a drunk. Yet,that glazed over expression still surprises you every time you try.
9. You will inevitably be covered in pee, poop and/or vomit more than you'd like.
8. "If you tell me the truth, things will go easier for you:"
7. "We can do this the easy way or the hard way, it's up to you".
6. "Watch your head when you get in the car"
5. Trying to cuff a perp and diaper a baby are more similar than you'd think.
4. "Do you really think they are going to take your word over mine?"
3. "Put the knife down now!"
2. You're constantly doing "finger sweeps" inside mouths. Sometimes it's for bags of heroin, other times it's for the choking hazards that your 4 year old left on the floor for his 8 month old brother to find.
1. "You have the right to remain silent, I am begging you to use it".
6 comments:
Oh Kris!! I can relate to your woes, find extreme amusement to your definite association of the similiarities and LOVE LOVE LOVE #1!!
I wish I could tell you that teenage years get easier ... I said I wish :) BUT ... push-ups are a great tool! I tell them both, you will have to think smarter or you'll be stronger!
kris you are living the teen age thro ur sisters so u knopw what to expect
Enjoyed reading your top ten comparison. You did a much better job than David Letterman.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Nice post, Kris!!
LOVE IT!!!!!!
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